Why WOULDN'T a top manager want the Man United gig? The club is so dysfunctional, they won't get the blame when it goes wrong. And if they get it right, they're a genius, writes RIATH AL-SAMARRAI

RIATH AL-SAMARRAI: Erik ten Hag came across well this week because anyone would sound wiser when they're not in the process of being passed through the bowels of a bloated, belching beast.